Valeria Messalina Allen

This strange creature above is Ricky's and Sue's new caretaker, Valeria Messalina Allen, aka Messy! The weird colors and unusual body markings are obviously the result of a rare miracle of gene pool mixing. Despite her varied ancestry, she has captured the hearts of her slaves and has assumed control of important aspects of the daily life of the Allens of Warminster.

True to her regal status, Messy defeated all the other contenders for the affection of her slaves. At the SPCA, she had only to cast her evil eye (see above) on the other cats and they fled, leaving her as the one and only cat for Ricky and Sue.